Chocolate VS. Vanilla

Chocolate thunder from down under. With a murderous rage Chocolate vows to avenge his lost friend Peanut butter. Vanilla cowers like a little ballerina.

Turmoil in the WWJLA: The Martian Angel Buster VS Angel Chick

After Angel Chick exposes herself, Martian Angel Buster loses control of his metamophic body.....someone needs a little viagra

Turmoil in the WWJLA: The Green Isrealite VS AquaJudas

To protect the seven seas and his bag of silver pieces, Aqua Judas commands a pirana to eat the Green Iraelite.

Turmoil in the WWJLA: Super Jesus VS Wonder Jezebel

"WATER ISN'T THE ONLY THING I CAN CHANGE TO WINE!"

Handicapped Duckling VS Sleeping Baby Turtle

Didn't feel a thing. Winner Sleeping baby Turtle.

Sky VS. Ground

It's not the fall that gets you...it's the sudden stop.

50 Pounds of feathers VS 50 pounds of lead

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

A Black Hole VS. A Plaid Hole

Blackhole's got Plaidhole on the ropes...he's gonna....wait a minute. Coming out of the stands is Whitehole...He's got some foreign object...it's a folding chair. BAM! SPLAT! Whitehole is the winner!!!!!!!

Donald Duck VS. Peking Duck

Donald wins because, Well, he can hold a fork.

Last Call VS First Amendment

It looks like 1st Amendment wins this one

Bottle VS Can

Anything out of a can always has a funny taste.

E-Coli VS Ricola

worried about his cough and considering the 5 second rule, Sven picked up the recoli and ate it. Winner Recol.....actually 3 days later Sven died from Ecoli.

Karate Chop VS. Overheard Boastfulness

Talk is chop...I mean cheap.

Jupiter VS. Venus

Sometimes the bully wins

Thumbtacks VS. Double Sided Tape

TACK ATTACK!!!!!!! Perforate him!!!!! thumbtacks have doublestick tape under their THUMB.

Color Blindness Vs. Phantom Limb Syndrome

Unfortunately, Private First Class Wastackwitz developed a case of Phantom Limb Syndrome after his doctor used a red cast on his wounded leg......winner Color Blindness

The American Bald Eagle VS. Windows 98

Windows win. DAMN THOSE WINDOWS!

Your Uncle VS. Herbie "23" The Love Bug

OW! Where is the love, Herbie?

Black Merlin VS. Asian Gallahad

Like the man said, he's one bad mo'fo.

Boots VS. Heels

These boots are made for walking, and that's just what........ACK! These heels are made for walking, and that's just what they'll do.

Aqua Man Vs. Desert Dude

Does anyone really care who wins this. Maybe the Lime can put them out of their misery

Lemons VS Limes

The Lime is the winner. Why?........well, he's got the tommygun.

Veal VS. Foie Gras

Veal loses this battle just because Foie Gras looks and tastes like Poop.

The US Constitution VS The Liberty Bell

Will our hero survive this terrible deathtrap?

SuperBoat VS Bizarro SuperBoat

Ok. This one was tough, but it's a DRAW.

A turtle disguised as a rabbit VS a rabbit disguised as a turtle

Turtle is victorious! FINISH HIM! .......It's always the quiet ones.