Lemons VS Limes

The Lime is the winner. Why?........well, he's got the tommygun.

Veal VS. Foie Gras

Veal loses this battle just because Foie Gras looks and tastes like Poop.

The US Constitution VS The Liberty Bell

Will our hero survive this terrible deathtrap?

SuperBoat VS Bizarro SuperBoat

Ok. This one was tough, but it's a DRAW.

A turtle disguised as a rabbit VS a rabbit disguised as a turtle

Turtle is victorious! FINISH HIM! .......It's always the quiet ones.