Karate Chop VS. Overheard Boastfulness

Talk is chop...I mean cheap.

Jupiter VS. Venus

Sometimes the bully wins

Thumbtacks VS. Double Sided Tape

TACK ATTACK!!!!!!! Perforate him!!!!! thumbtacks have doublestick tape under their THUMB.

Color Blindness Vs. Phantom Limb Syndrome

Unfortunately, Private First Class Wastackwitz developed a case of Phantom Limb Syndrome after his doctor used a red cast on his wounded leg......winner Color Blindness

The American Bald Eagle VS. Windows 98

Windows win. DAMN THOSE WINDOWS!

Your Uncle VS. Herbie "23" The Love Bug

OW! Where is the love, Herbie?

Black Merlin VS. Asian Gallahad

Like the man said, he's one bad mo'fo.

Boots VS. Heels

These boots are made for walking, and that's just what........ACK! These heels are made for walking, and that's just what they'll do.

Aqua Man Vs. Desert Dude

Does anyone really care who wins this. Maybe the Lime can put them out of their misery