Handicapped Duckling VS Sleeping Baby Turtle

Didn't feel a thing. Winner Sleeping baby Turtle.

Sky VS. Ground

It's not the fall that gets you...it's the sudden stop.

50 Pounds of feathers VS 50 pounds of lead

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

A Black Hole VS. A Plaid Hole

Blackhole's got Plaidhole on the ropes...he's gonna....wait a minute. Coming out of the stands is Whitehole...He's got some foreign object...it's a folding chair. BAM! SPLAT! Whitehole is the winner!!!!!!!

Donald Duck VS. Peking Duck

Donald wins because, Well, he can hold a fork.

Last Call VS First Amendment

It looks like 1st Amendment wins this one

Bottle VS Can

Anything out of a can always has a funny taste.

E-Coli VS Ricola

worried about his cough and considering the 5 second rule, Sven picked up the recoli and ate it. Winner Recol.....actually 3 days later Sven died from Ecoli.